Posts Tagged: review


18
Jan 10

Review: The Book of Eli

I was psyched to see The Book of Eli. Who wouldn’t be? A Fallout 3-esk post apocalyptic world with Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman fighting over a bible with machetes. That’s a rock solid premise right there.

While the film starts out strong enough, the ridiculous finale spoils the whole affair.

Denzel Washington plays a mysterious vagabond who’s been roaming the desert wastelands of America for 30 years. He’s on a mission to deliver a bible… somewhere. He isn’t really sure where. A voice told him to head West, though, so that’s where he’s going. He calls it faith. I call it a lazy writer, but whatever. Apparently the voice also trained him to be a super ninja samurai bad ass too, because he’s really good at beating up cannibals and rapists without getting a scratch.

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22
Nov 09

Dragon Age: Origins (PC)

Dragon Age was one of those few games that launched completely off my radar. I had seen bits and pieces about it here and there, but never payed much attention. I had no idea it was an RPG, let alone one from BioWare. It’s weird, because I love BioWare and am a huge fan of their RPGs, ever since Neverwinter Nights. It wasn’t until my buddy Jim started speaking it’s praises that I rab it off Steam.

Anyway; I finished my first play through last night, coming in at just under 60 hours played. I completed more than 75% of the side quests in the game (according the achievement I got) as a City Elf Rogue, with Bard and Assassin specializations applied. I decided to give this go through the “good guy” treatment.

Dragon Age has a variety of companions you can befriend along the way

Dragon Age has a variety of companions you can befriend along the way

On the surface, Dragon Age’s theme feels fairly uninspired. An demonic force is trying to conqueror the land. The peoples (made up of humans, elves, dwarves, etc.) of the land are in turmoil and civil war, too distracted to prepare for the invading army. You are the unlikely hero who must bring these nations together and lead a campaign against the enemy. Nothing too shocking here if you have ever played an RPG before.

What makes Dragon Age compelling, though, is the detail BioWare has put into the world and it’s inhabitants. From the moment you become a Grey Warden you are thrust into an ugly world of political espionage, slavery and religious zealotry that makes for some very enticing storytelling. You have to make tough decisions that will have lasting consequences, for better or worse, and you are free to take the honorable route, which often ends up being much harder, or the morally ambiguous one and try to cash in on an opportunity.

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31
May 09

Demigod

Developed by Gas Powered Games (Dungeon Siege, Supreme Commander) and published by Stardock (The Political Machine, Galactic Civilizations), Demigod is a unique RPG and RTS hybrid that puts you in control of a powerful, God-like being bent on the destruction of the opposing Demigods. By capturing flag points which give buffs, portals that spawn automated minions and upgrading your base and Demigod, your goal is to work your way past the enemy force’s defenses and destroy their base.

You can pick one of 8 Demigods to play as. 4 of these choices are Generals, and the others are Assassins. The Generals are primarily support-type Demigods and buff up their allies, and rely primarily on their minions and allied Demigods to do the damage for them. The assassins are all about direct damage and getting out on the front lines. In either case, as you capture objectives and kill enemies you earn XP and level, and can then spend points in a talent tree to beef your Demigod up with boosted health, increased hitpoints and powerful abilities.

For example; Oak, my Demigod of choice, is a General that isn’t all that impressive when you start a match. However, after leveling and spending your talent points appropriately, he has the ability to capture the souls of nearby defeated enemies and turn them into ghostly, flying units at your command. He can heal all the allies around him when he kills an enemy. He can even become an invincible killing machine for a short time if he’s defeated, giving you a few extra seconds to beat the shit our of that player you were just chasing down.

The maps are straightforward, but beautifully designed and offer ample room for strategy. You always have at least a few routes into the enemy’s base so if a choke point starts to form you can reroute and try to sneak in from a different angle while the enemy is busy. There are also two portals equally spaced between the opposing factions, which frequently become a point of heated conflict as the sides fight over those spawn points for their minions.

Hell hath no fury like a Demigod scorned

Hell hath no fury like a Demigod scorned

The single player and multiplayer experiences are virtually identical, with the exception that the Demigod-based achievements and trinkets you buy don’t carry over between the two. Although there was negative press about the multiplayer experience at launch, I glad to say that I haven’t encountered any issues and am in fact very pleased with the performance in both the networking and engine. Likewise, I’m very impressed with the visual quality and polish to the mechanics of the game.

The only thing I can honestly nitpick about is the limited selection of maps. Will Gas Powered be offering us more for free, or with an expansion? It seems logical that they would, perhaps along with the rumored 2 additional Demigods in development. I’d love to see them release a map editor so the community could develop new offerings, too.

If you’re looking for a fun departure from the everyday RTS and enjoy RPGs, you’ll love Demigod. It’s a brilliantly designed game with a lot of replay value. The digital download is $39.95, so you can’t beat the price either.

[rating:4.5/5]


30
May 09

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Let’s not spread this around too much, but I really enjoyed the original Night at the Museum. I thought it was a cute, family-friendly movie with a lot of laughs… and if you tell anyone else that, I’ll deny it up and down. So I was pleased when I heard they were doing a sequel. Ben Stiller is overdue for a decent flick, after all. Tropic Thunder was the only funny thing to come out of him in years, and frankly Robin Williams could probably use the cash.

OMG Napoleon what are you doing to Ivan?!

OMG Napoleon what are you doing to Ivan?!

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian takes place 2 years after the first film. Larry Daley has started a successful “As Seen on TV” invention company, but he misses the fun he had with his possessed inanimate objects at the Museum of Natural History so he visits every once and awhile, bag lunch and all. He shows up after having been busy with work for a few months, only to find the whole museum is getting boxed up and moved to the Smithsonian; the exhibits are being replaced by digital reproductions.

The next evening, Daley gets a call from Jedediah Smith (Owen Wilson); the tablet has brought Kahmunrah, Ivan the Terrible, Al Capone and a handful of other baddies from history back to life, and they’re running a muck in the Smithsonian. It’s up to Daley, as always, to save the Museum from itself and put things right.

Amelia Earhart was apparently kind of hot.

Amelia Earhart was apparently kind of hot.

So, yeah; the premise is nothing new. Museum comes to life. Havoc ensues. Daley ultimately saves the day, but not without causing trouble along the way. The formula worked for the first film, and it’s still pretty satisfying this time around. The new characters were fun, especially Hank Azaria as Kahmunrah and Alain Chabat as Napoleon. The only major disappointment I had with the film was their very brief use of Jonah Hill as the Smithsonian security guard. The trailers left you thinking he would have a larger role in the film, but all he has is one scene. Could have been way more entertaining if they’d used him throughout the movie.

Even so, my opinion on Battle of the Smithsonian matches that of the first film. If you’re looking for a solid, humorous, and family-friendly movie you can’t go wrong here.

[rating:3.5/5]


15
May 09

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Wolverine’s origin story is one of the cornerstones of the Marvel universe, so far as comic book geeks are concerned. As such, it came as no surprise that Marvel would want to bring this story to the big screen, if only in a more palatable format for the movie going audiences to swallow. X-Men Origins: Wolverine tells the story of how James Howlett came to discover his mutant powers, his relationship with his half-brother Victor Creed (Sabertooth), how old he truly is, how he lost his memory and how he ultimately became the Wolverine we know and love.

Wolverine vs Deadpool (Comic)

Wolverine vs Deadpool (Comic)

Wolverine’s origin is complicated and anything but brief, so going into this film I was concerned as to just how they’d be able to pull this off in 107 minutes. Overall I was pretty pleasantly surprised, though I was a bit surprised at how different this Origin was to the one I read when I was a kid. Marvel is anything but afraid of dramatically altering their character’s identities, and this story told in the film is a shining example of revisionist history. I don’t follow the comic anymore, so I can’t say if it follows the “new” Wolverine origin, but I certainly doesn’t follow the classic one that I loved. Still, Marvel kept the fundamentals true, and the new origin (or at least the one presented in the film) was definitely a good choice for movie goers.

Hugh Jackman as Weapon X, after receiving his adamantium skeleton.

Hugh Jackman as Weapon X, after receiving his adamantium skeleton.

As always, Hugh Jackman delivers a fantastic performance as Wolverine. He was born to play the part, really. I also really enjoyed Liev Schreiber as the new, old Sabertooth (the part was played by pro wrestler Tyler Mane in the earlier film) — he’s probably one of modern film’s most under appreciated actors, in my opinion — and Danny Huston was a damn fine Will Stryker. The CG was pretty outstanding, with a few minor exceptions (whoever did the Patrick Stewart touch up work for the younger Xavier should be fired.) My biggest complaint with the film is that it felt too rushed, which is what I expected given the amount of content they had to cover. Every other scene was in a different time period and a different country. It wasn’t confusing so much as it was tedious.

Overall though I think they did the best job they could telling this story in the time they had, and they did a pretty thorough job of it at that.

[rating:3.5/5]